Biatch versus biatch: THE RAMA WINS OVER THE ‘KRITCH’

The RAMANATOR: Kris can pucker up like this and kiss my royal behind!

SAYETH THE ANNABELLE: “Bat di ka lumalaban Ruffa? Bat di ka lumalaban sa Kris Aquino na yan? Sya, di pa nga nanalo kapatid nya ang yabang yabang na nya. What more kung manalo yang si NOYNOY, di lalong lahat nyan ng showbiz apapipihin nya. Di naman tama. Pia yang ganyan.”

The Ruffa Gutierrez walkout and patented Kris Aquino bullying that preceded it on “The Buzz” last Sunday has people hitting youtube and their blogs (this one included, obviously) like nobody, nobody but you.

This is probably the only time I’ve been proud of Annabelle Rama’s outbursts. The RAMA tells it like it is! Before we digest it further, here’s the transcription of that historic (in an Annabelle sorta way, that is) interview on Showbiz Central:

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Anabelle Rama’s Phonepatch interview at Showbiz Central

Pia: At kasama natin sa kabilang linya si tita anabelle Rama

Hi Tita Anabelle!

Anabelle Rama: Hi Pia! At sa lahat ng nanonood ngayon ng showbiz Central.

Pia: Ito po ay tungkol pa rin sa pag-alis ni ruffa Gutierrez ngayon-ngayon lamang sa programang THE BUZZ. Na saan na po si Ruffa ngayon?

Anabelle Rama: Pinapapauwi ko na siya, Pia. Alam mo Pia ang reasons bakit ko pinull-out dyan si Ruffa sa The Buzz, dahil di ko na matake na every Sunday binabara sya lagi ni KRIS. Ok.

Kaya kami lagi nag-aaway ni Ruffa, sabi ko, Bakit ba hindi ka lumalaban duan kay Kris? Sino ba sya?

Sabi ko, alam mo Pia, hindi maganda ang ginagawa ni Kris kay Ruffa, hindi pa nga nanalo si Noynoy as presidente ang yabang yabang na nya. What more pa kaya pag nanalo si Noynoy? Di kawawa ang lahat ng mga artista lalung lalo na ang maliit na nag uumpisa pa lang.

Hindi maganda ginagawa nya kay Ruffa every Sunday, binabara nya. Ano ba naiingit ba sya kay Ruffa?

Pia: Ano sa tingin mo Tita Anabelle ang dahilan nga ba kung bakit?

Ananbelle Rama: Naiingit sya kay Ruffa siguro? Isang rason nya naiingit sya kay Ruffa.

KAYA AKO’Y NANAWAGAN SA TAONG BAYAN HUWAG NYONG IBOTO SI NOYNOY! Kasi di pa nga nanalo si Noynoy ang yabang yabang na ni Kris, akala mo sya may-ari ng showbiz.

Pia: Tita Annabelle, is it true na umiiyak nga daw si Ruffa Gutierrez ngaun sa isang restaurant sa Tomas Morato, ito po ang sabi ni Raymond kanina?

Anabelle Rama: Ummiyak ngayon si Ruffa, kanina pa sa dressing room. Ang sabi ko umalis ka na dyan sa the buzz. Sabi ko sa kanya. Sya kase makulet eh, gusto nya magtrabaho, gusto nya magtrabaho.

Ruffa, naiintindihan kita, nagtratrabaho ka sa the buzz. Pero kung babastusin ka naman ni Kris. Hindi din naman tama din  iyon. At hindi ka pa lumalaban. Bakit naman ganon, binabara kaya nya lagi di ka, Bakit mo sya hinahayaan nilalait lait ka dyan.

Pia: Meron po ba silang pinag-usapan prior to Ruffa Gutierrez leaving the set of the buzz? Ano po ba pinaguuspan nila nun?

Anabelle Rama: Wala, alam mo Pia, wala naman pakialam din  si Kris kung aalis si Ruffa. I’m sure matutuwa pa si Kris. Pero ako nagpaalam na ko kay Cory, kay charo at kay linggit tan na ipupull out ko na si ruffa. I didn’t tell them what’s the reason pero ngayon sa ginawa nya kay Ruffa, I have to tell the taumbayan,

Kaya k o pinull-out si Ruffa sa the buzz, Unang-una  pang babara sa kanya ni Kris di ko na ma take.Ako nanay ako Pia. Ako nagdurugo ang puso ko pag si Ruffa umiiyak na sa bahay. Pag-uwi ng bahay umiiyak na yan saken. Sabi Ma, binabara na naman ako ni Kris.

Sya nga inaaway ko palagi. Bat di ka lumalaban Ruffa? Bat di ka lumalaban sa Kris Aquino na yan? Sya, di pa nga nanalo kapatid nya ang yabang yabang na nya. What more kung manalo yang si noynoy, di lalong lahat nyan ng showbiz aapiapihin nya. Di naman tama Pia yang ganyan.

Biro mo kinukuha nya si Ruffa pang mangampanya kay Noynoy walang bayad, um-oo na ako. Nawalan pa ko ng commission. Umuo rin ako. Dapat makisama sya kay Ruffa, wala na ngang bayad mangangampanya ni Ruffa, di pa sya, inaapi api pa nya.

Pia: So, Tita Anabelle, ikaw na mismo nagsabi kay Ruffa na umalis ka na sa set?

Anabelle Rama: Ako na ngsabi sa kanya na umalis ka na dyan. Gusto mo pa Ruffa magtrabaho. Hindi! Umalis ka na ngayon din dyan. Aapihin ka na naman ni Kris Aquino, wag na!

Pia: Tita your message na lang po para kay Ruffa sa ngayon.

Ruffa, alam ko adik ka sa trabaho, alam ko yan. pero kung ang trabaho mo naman ginaganyun ganyun ka ng mga kasama mo. Di na tama yang ganyan. Tama yang pinaalis kita dyan. Buti nakinig ka sa nanay mo. At least nakaalis ka na dyan. Doon sa kabilang istasyon mayron dun peace of mind.Walang naiingit sa kanya dun. Walang mangbabara bara sa kanya dun. Kaya ok na din un Pia a din a sya babalik sa The Buzz.

Pia: Ok maraming salamat Tita Anabelle for your time this afternoon.

Anabelle Rama: Ok maraming salamat.

Pia: And in the spirit of fairness po tinary po naming, at tinetext po naming si, or tinetext ni Sweet si Kris Aquino para sa kanyang panig tungkol sa insidenteng ito pero hanging sa ngayon po eh wala pa rin reply si Kris.

Bukas pa rin po ang Showbiz Central syempre para sa side ni Kris Aquino tungkol dito.

Magbabalik pa po kami, please stay with us.

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I mean, WTF is this wannabe presidential sister all about? Ruffa looked on the verge of tears and already requested Kris not to rub it in but NOOOOOOO. The KRITCH (Kris Bitch, FYI — also sounds like “witch”) in her patented meanness did noting of the sort. She did rub it in, and she even cut Ruffa off as she thanked her sponsors.

Before the show cut to commercial, we saw Ruffa rise from her seat — never to return again.

The drama, of course, was in the colorful interview that came on GMA7. Hot damn! I wish every celebrity had the balls to sock it to Kris like that on national TV. That was a cathartic moment — the rapid Uzi fire of the RAMA inflicting bullet holes in the Noynoy-Kris persona like the Hacienda Luisita massacre victims in 2004.

“KAYA AKO’Y NANAWAGAN SA TAONG BAYAN HUWAG NYONG IBOTO SI NOYNOY! Kasi di pa nga nanalo si Noynoy ang yabang yabang na ni Kris, akala mo sya may-ari ng showbiz.”

EXACTLY! Of course, the Noynoyalistas are crying foul again about Annabelle’s outburst — without acknowledging it was the KRITCH that started it. I’m happy GMA7 had the integrity to let the RAMA vent for the rest of us who are made to endure the KRITCH on TV every EFFIN’ DAY!

These same Ngoyngoyers are again singing the refrain that Kris is not Noy, and vise versa — that the misdeeds of the sister must not besmirch the kuya. Let me shout this out: AIN’T THAT A BITCH?

While you so conveniently point to family (Cory and Ninoy) to ascribe superhuman qualities to Noy, in the same breath you debunk genetics or genealogy when talking about Kris. What a curious case of NON-SEQUITUR.

Make no mistake about it: siblings Noy and Kris are both POWER-HUNGRY, SELF-RIGHTEOUS, SPOILED BRATS. And that’s just scratching the surface.

And screw the apology. That was so FAKE — just like KRITCH’s smile or her marriage to James.

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13 responses to “Biatch versus biatch: THE RAMA WINS OVER THE ‘KRITCH’

  1. DIYOS na ang gumagabay sa mga botante na huwag bumoto sa mga di karapatdapat na kandidato na may di karapatdapat na mga kapatid, boycott nyo na si kris sama nyo na abscbn

  2. Maria Santino

    Kritch, you just got SERVED!

  3. Malou

    Bull’s eye! And I particularly like your last sentence.😛

  4. Gino

    TRUE SAWANG SAWA NA TALAGA TAYO SA BULADAS NANG KRIS AQUINONG YAN…SINONG HINDI MAKA LIMOT NUNG PANAHON NANG MOTHER NIYA ANG DAMI NIYANG INAWAY NA ARTISTA, PRODUCER, DIREKTOR AT IBA PA.GANYAN RIN ANG KANYANG GAGAWIN SAKALING MANALO SI NOY NOY SIGURO MAS MALALA PA!

  5. Maria Elizabeth Embry

    exactly my sentiments
    told a yahoogroup that Noynoy is an opportunist wants to get all the positives attributes of his Cojuangco Aquino family & denials on the negative aspect
    nothing but copouts, parang walang b…
    i have thrown the following question to him & his camp:
    ano ang ginawa ni Noynoy sa mga constituents niyang victima ng Hda Luisita who were in his balwarte 2nd district of Tarlac as a Congressman for 9yrs, also as a Senator for 3 yrs??
    did he follow up on their case??
    kung kabayo ba, manok na pangsabung siguradong magtatanong siya
    built on the backs of the farmers toiling in Hda Luisita are the lives of luxury of the Jose Cojuangco Sr. heirs na kasama si Noynoy. it paid for the yayas, drivers, secretaries, private army, foreign travels, etc

  6. ella

    hello. just saw your link on FB.

    I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THIS. I

  7. Stash

    I JUST HAVE TO AGREE WITH THIS.

    i like kris aquino as a host but it is fair to say as a weekly viewer of the buzz, kris has been “bullying” ruffa a lot.

    admit or not she may be just too narcissistic to accept the fact that somebody is going to upstage her someday. anabelle rama may be tactless but hey what’s a mother got to do. at least you can say she didn’t finish college. whilst the other one, got recognitions in school, got a damn degree but did not have enough class to be respectful enough to her co-host who is actually leaving.

    she just got lucky she is an aquino. i liked her a lot before but now i’m starting to hate her. screw the successful kuno marriage. if i know, it’s miserable to have her dumbo husband.

  8. purple haze

    kung artista ginaganyan na ni kris, paano pa kaya mga simpleng tao. tulad ng magsasaka ng HL. aping api. yan si kris hindi papatalo yun sa issue, siya dapat ang bida. di ba nga pinangalandakan niya on national tv na may STD siya.

  9. Malou

    @purple haze — i agree with you! Kris even stole the spotlight from her mother during the wake and funeral mass. Which grieving daughter would even think of taping a TV show during and at the venue of the wake (mind you she had all the time to jot down dates and conversations as her mom lay dying)? And was that even a eulogy she gave at the funeral mass? I don’t remember that she said anything positive about Cory, it was all about HER. And Noynoy gave a campaign speech instead of a eulogy! What the….

  10. Krits

    Oo nga no boycott yang ABS-CBN! Walang kwentang network.

  11. gabriel

    they’ll insist kris isn’t noynoy but they’ll shout to the top of their lungs that gibo is gma.

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