This is the way to get sympathy votes on national TV.
Let it not be said that OH NOY doesn’t gives credit where credit is due.
Someone ought to give Kris Aquino an acting award for her rather lengthy declamation/acting workshop at the Buzz last weekend.
As if the Aquino siblings had a severe publicity shortage, Kris took almost 10 minutes of valuable airtime to rectify that problem.
If the LP or even Noy blamed her (and Boy) for the initial COSTLY station-ID/Noynoy advertisement, last Sunday’s sterling performance, complete with histrionics, is sure to have made up for that debacle.
“I want to say goodbye,” she started, just as heart-rending instrumental background came on. The tears began to flow.
Did someone’s ingrown nail die? Maybe a kitten got run over by a bus? Nope. Kris was referring to saying goodbye to the Buzz. Damn.
It was just another way of milking ABS-CBN for the all the free media mileage the Aquinos can get. Methinks the COMELEC should count this towards Noynoy’s allotment.
“Parang mababaliw na ako!” said Kris. OH NOY replies: TOO LATE.
“I’m not a brat when it comes to my family,” sobbed Kris some more. OH NOY says: For the rest of us poor Filipinos, you’re a ROYAL BRATINELLA.
At least one of the Aquino sisters got it right with her advice for the KRITCH to be humble.
“Alam ko ang sinakripisyo ng tatay ko at nanay ko para magkaroon tayo ng demokrasya,” continued Kris. Didn’t you just expect this to be inserted SOMEWHERE?
Then this spoiled, Hermes bag-toting brat had the gumption to talk of sacrifice: “Kung kurakot lang kami madali lang ito pero masakit na. Ginagamit ako para sirain ang pamilya ko.”
Yes, Kris, you’re such a tool. But the greatest creative writer can’t make up the crap that gets you in trouble. You are simply a class act (note the tone of sarcasm).
Then she has the temerity to again refer to her mom’s death and assume that we can never know what they’ve gone through. I say: KAYO LANG BA ANG NAMATAYAN NG MAHAL SA BUHAY?
“Kung nandito si mommy hindi ganito,” she sniffed. Exactly. For starters, Noynoy wouldn’t be RUNNING FOR FREAKIN’ PRESIDENT.
And the invitation from Kris: “Sige gamitin niyo po ako kung ako ang magiging kasiraan ni Noy.”
“Minamahal namin ang bayan natin kaya lahat ito pinagdadaanan namin,” concluded the KRITCH.
Mahal niyo ang ambisyon at kayamanan niyo, pare. Di niyo iniisip ang bayan.