THE BUZZ: Noynoy gets another 10 minutes of free campaign time

This is the way to get sympathy votes on national TV.

Let it not be said that OH NOY doesn’t gives credit where credit is due.

Someone ought to give Kris Aquino an acting award for her rather lengthy declamation/acting workshop at the Buzz last weekend.

As if the Aquino siblings had a severe publicity shortage, Kris took almost 10 minutes of valuable airtime to rectify that problem.

If the LP or even Noy blamed her (and Boy) for the initial COSTLY station-ID/Noynoy advertisement, last Sunday’s sterling performance, complete with histrionics, is sure to have made up for that debacle.

“I want to say goodbye,” she started, just as heart-rending instrumental background came on. The tears began to flow.

Did someone’s ingrown nail die? Maybe a kitten got run over by a bus? Nope. Kris was referring to saying goodbye to the Buzz. Damn.

It was just another way of  milking ABS-CBN for the all the free media mileage the Aquinos can get. Methinks the COMELEC should count this towards Noynoy’s allotment.

“Parang mababaliw na ako!” said Kris. OH NOY replies: TOO LATE.

“I’m not a brat when it comes to my family,” sobbed Kris some more. OH NOY says: For the rest of us poor Filipinos, you’re a ROYAL BRATINELLA.

At least one of the Aquino sisters got it right with her advice for the KRITCH to be humble.

“Alam ko ang sinakripisyo ng tatay ko at nanay ko para magkaroon tayo ng demokrasya,” continued Kris. Didn’t you just expect this to be inserted SOMEWHERE?

Then this spoiled, Hermes bag-toting brat had the gumption to talk of sacrifice: “Kung kurakot lang kami madali lang ito pero masakit na. Ginagamit ako para sirain ang pamilya ko.”

Yes, Kris, you’re such a tool. But the greatest creative writer can’t make up the crap that gets you in trouble. You are simply a class act (note the tone of sarcasm).

Then she has the temerity to again refer to her mom’s death and assume that we can never know what they’ve gone through. I say: KAYO LANG BA ANG NAMATAYAN NG MAHAL SA BUHAY?

“Kung nandito si mommy hindi ganito,” she sniffed. Exactly. For starters, Noynoy wouldn’t be RUNNING FOR FREAKIN’ PRESIDENT.

And the invitation from Kris: “Sige gamitin niyo po ako kung ako ang magiging kasiraan ni Noy.”

PROMISE?

“Minamahal namin ang bayan natin kaya lahat ito pinagdadaanan namin,” concluded the KRITCH.

Mahal niyo ang ambisyon at kayamanan niyo, pare. Di niyo iniisip ang bayan.

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39 responses to “THE BUZZ: Noynoy gets another 10 minutes of free campaign time

  1. no no no

    kelangan bida na naman ang mga aquino, kaya humirit na naman si kritch. dapat sinali to sa MMFF, best actress. saan acting lesson kaya siya nagworkshop?

  2. RotfLmaO

    /epic fail =))

    for kris, boy and the rest of the abs showbiz and news

    also for lp, mar and esp. noy

    btw, i forgot globe

    /rotflmao =))

  3. Mike Velarde

    Putang-ena mo Kris at nang mga kapatid mo(hindi kasama magulang mo) mga hinayupak kayo wag niyong guluhin ang Pilipinas!!!!!

  4. no!noynoy!

    7 reasons why we are supporting Noynoy
    http://www.noynoy.ph/blog/2010/03/15/7-reasons-why-we-are-supporting-noynoy/

    ano masasabi nyo dito?

    • Anthony

      Those 7 are not what the country needs now.

      At best (and this is even doubtful), Noynoy is good only at preserving the puny wealth the country has. At best (and again, this is even doubtful) Noynoy is a mere manager

      What the country needs is someone who can help create wealth. A leader, not a manager

      anong inspire-inspire at hope-hope ang pinagsasabi nyo? you find him inspiring? a source of hope? sigurado kayo?

      what is his track record that is inspiring and that encourages hope?

      kung gusto kong ma-inspire, basahin ko na lang sa web ang mga buhay nina Mother Teresa, Mahatma Gandhi, Lee Kuan Yew, Bill Gates.

      Mas inspiring pa nga si Efren Penaflorida kaysa kay Noynoy!!!!!

  5. honorato Perez

    It was obviously a paid spot by Noynoy Aquino.

  6. honorato Perez

    Panatang Aquino, Pahirapan ang Pilipino.

  7. panday

    it would have been enough to say that she thinks she might be hurting her brother’s chances so she’s leaving. but no. she had to say something about kurakot (what does that have to do with her leaving the show?), and she had to mention her parents (again, what do they have to do with her leaving the show?). i agree, this is really nothing more than just 10 more minutes of advertising noynoy – hindi mangungurakot and ninoy and cory (and that’s easily worth millions of pesos!). just look at how creative abs-cbn can be when it comes to supporting its candidate.

  8. Karma

    Oh Kris!
    Drama Queen ka talaga! You really love to talk about your parents… They are dead already. Move on girl. Stop forcing your brother NOY-NOY – He doesn’t know anything. People behind him will be doing everything. We don’t want you to control our country. Kawawa naman tayo. Kailangan natin ang GALING At TALINO dito sa bansa na ito. Please be sorry for yourself! Nakakahiya ka na.

  9. Keeping2myself

    She admitted that she apologized even though she felt she had done nothing wrong. So hindi man lang sincere yun apology niya. Pinilit lang ng mga kapatid!

    Sabi pa niya ganito pala ang eleksyon dito sa Pilipinas. E kung di ka ba naman tanga’t kalahati eh! Ganito ang eleksyon kahit saang bansa ka pumunta!

  10. Edward Yee

    Parang movie to na titled “Black Sheep” starring Chris Farley.

  11. ela

    i was her fan but she is becoming more annoying every damn day. pardon the use of profane language. naman!

    if you can be smart enough. she is pasimpleng nagppromote. AMIDST HER BREAKING DOWN NAGPROMOTE PA EH! true, true, what are their parents’ relation to the problem with ruffa and her. and damn, it’s ruffa’s farewell episode.

    geez, Filipinos are too sympathetic pa naman. yan e di votes na naman.

    AND PEOPLE HINDI NA BA TAYO MAKABAYD BAYAD SA “UTANG” NATIN SA MGA MAGULANG NYA. hindi natin kailangan ibayad ang boto natin. maawa naman kayo sa pilipinas!

    • Anthony

      i remember an anti chacha rally against FVR, wherein Tita Cory said (to FVR) “You said you’ve done well with the economy. Fine. You’re just doing your job”

      ganun din sa mga magulang ni Noynoy – ginawa lang nila ang kanilang tungkulin sa bayan. walang utang ang sambayanan sa kanila!!!! WALA TAYONG UTANG SA KANILA!!!!!

  12. mang_juan

    @no!noynoy!

    gaguhan na ba? hanep ah. naiinis lang ko ah, nakakasira ng araw. hindi ba nila makita na tamad at walang kwenta si noy? wala pa napapatunayan si noy.

  13. Gerie2C

    Masyado na ang emphasis sa pagmit ng magulang nila…
    Utang na loob, nabayaran na yan, sila dapat magbayad ng utang na loob sa mga magsasaka sa Hacienda Luisita.
    Mas matagal ng umiiyak ang mga magsasaka at pamilya nila.

  14. Eroeven

    Utang na Loob! I hate to be negative coz my candidate is promoting positive campaigning pero masyado naman abusado yan!

    Katangahan na talga ng marami pag nagpadala pa sila sa kadramahan na yan… artista yan… propesyon nilang umarte… nasan ang sinseridad dyan… Dyosme!

  15. Cory Aquino

    DAPAT AY LUMUHOD AT HUMINGI SYA NG TAWAD SA HARAP NG MGA MANGGAGAWA (AT NG KANILANG MGA PAMILYA) NG HACIENDA LUISITA! ITUTURING PA SILANG BAYANI!

    • Tom

      Nakaka inis ang pag iyak mo cris, mahiya kana naman sa sarili mo, talaga naman walang karanasan maging isang Presidente si Noy, Sobra na Tama na masyadong halata ang pag iyak mo, bilib na ako sa iyo ang galing mong umarte. he he he…

  16. Jopal Brandon

    Siguro on this part, dapat isubmit din ito ng abs cbn sa comelec, kung talagang walasila kinikilingan na kandidato. Sa ginawa na ito ni kristeta, nakakasuka ang style nyo. Wla na ba kayo maisip na ibang paraan para lang iboto si abnoy?

    May isa pa ngang columnista na nabasa ko comment nya, Veronica Samio sa Pilipino Star Ngayon, 3/16/10 , kulang na lang sambahin mo din si kristeta. ang punto lang naman eh, dapat ang pagpapaalam ay basta pagpapaalam lamang sa the buzz, bakit kailangan isama ang mga matagal patay? ang mga kapatid? Kung talagang sincere na tao si kristeta, eto lang naman ang dapat nyang sabihin, “Boy, siguro kailangan ko muna magpaalam sa the buzz for personal reasons” Baka bumilib pa ako sa kanya. Kesa dun sa kadramahan na paiyak iyak pa siya. Sabagay style din naman talaga ni kristeta ang laging mag paawa, di ba, tulad dati, bakit kailangan pang ipangalandakan na nagkatulo siya. ay sus ko po, wla kayong puwang dito sa Pilipinas, dapat, sa ibang bansa na lang kayo.

  17. YeKiS

    My goodness.. She’s good! I’ve heard her speech in the cathedral about her mom, now she’s done it again.

    Someone please enlighten the people about where the country would be heading if noynoy wins.😄

  18. as published sa PEx

    Heck, just because you speak with a St. Paul College-ish English doesn’t mean you’re smart. Smart? Smart my ass because you giving birth to a son from action star Philip Salvador, getting a sexually transmitted infection from Joey Marquez without delicadeza to Alma Moreno, and now married to an ever-unfaithful and very young basketball player James Yap isn’t smart at all!

    And please, you’re supposed to know better. Of course this isn’t about your bald and ugly brother Noynoy. Since you are the sister and you profess your support for his candidacy, it is plain comprehensible that you get criticized and Noynoy gets criticized. After all, your un-brilliant brother who hasn’t done anything significant in the Congress and Senate will run for Presidency for the namesake of your clan.

    You don’t own Philippine Showbusiness. So you better learn some manners, and learn it as soon as possible because you are getting old. Learn how to host a show. Speak only a few words. Give the limelight to your guests. Ask questions. Facilitate. And don’t simplify things that your guests say just because you are the fucking host.

    roflol

  19. TAURUS MAY

    struggle of a spoiled brat.

  20. noone

    Ano ba sa tinggin ni Kris ang image nya? Clean? Wholesome? Morally sound? that people should give a damn to what she say. WTF!!! All she’s fooling with those crocodile tears, are those drones (tsimay, moms, indays, nenes, ates….kuyas? with no other channel options to watch on a sunday). She can easily sway those people who like drama in life and those who religiously follow telenovelas of E-BiaS CBN. In short mga Uto-uto at mahilig sa uso. FCuk as all if ever they get to have malacanang again. IMHO🙂

  21. Suzy Santos

    Oh Krrrrrriiiitch! Just leave! go! scram! you’ve made a lot of money already! and your Kamaganak Inc.!!!! Puhleeze, give us a break!

    P.S. hats off, though, you got better in drama, just from a talk show! Oh, c’mon!!!

  22. PPV

    We feel sorry for Kris, NoyNoy and the rest of the Aquino/Cojuangco clan and that also includes ABS-CBN for trying their best to win the heart of the Filipino people for the upcoming Presidential election. Sad to say, Filipinos are no longer ignorant and very much aware of their Greed, Corruptions, and Betrayal. Let us just focus on the Hacienda Luisita issues wherein farmers died. Kris said this is a family issue and yet she’s pouring her heart out in front of the TV. Tama ng ka-plastikan. Madami na ang buhay na sinira at ginulo mo dahil sa ka-dramahan ng pamilya nyo! Matakot kayo sa Diyos and the the principles of sowing and reaping!

  23. Anna

    I can never in a lifetime figure out where this woman digs up her squalogs act. Sobrang cheap. Pakitanong kila Alma Moreno at Sony Salvador.

    Worse, those elder siblings act like cutesy patootsie. Ang tatanda nyo na ***$@% Especially when John Lloyd refused to play Ninoy onscreen, one of the siblings asks stupidly “he doesn’t like Dad and Mom?” Tanga! Para namang hindi na-involve sa smuggling controversy ang mga husbands nyo when si Mom was in Malacanang.

    Tapusin na nga ang eleksyon! Kakadiri itong mga pa-coy na Aquinos. Lalo na yung Kuyang utal at yang ABS-CBN prized non-talent na husbang-snatcher.

  24. NoyNoy for President!

    Sabihin niyo insecure lng ung ibang mga kandidato kce maganda ang pinagmulang pamilya ni Sen. Noynoy..unlike sa ibang mga presidential candidate madumi ang records nila..At first naman alam na ng buong bayan kung ano ang pinaglalaban ng kanyang mga magulang.. Sina Ninoy Aquino pinagpalit niya ang kaligtasan niya para lang magkaroon ang kalyaan ang mga pilipino..Si Pres. Cory din wala naman siyang kaalam alam sa pulitika oon pero she tried her best para mapatakbo ang Pilipinas ng maibalik ang demokrasya ng bawat pilipino..Kaya nga si Sen. NoyNoy ang dapat iboto kasi alam niya kung paano pinaglaban ng kanyang magulang ang ating pagiging malaya..at lumaki siya na alam ang tama at mali..Kaya tigiltigilan niyo na ang paninira..

    • cath

      there are lots of UNSUNG HEROES out there. they have families who probably know how Ninoy’s Family feels, although not as traumatic as that.

      So, please don’t say that as if they are the only ones who’s had trying times like that to be able to grow up as good people.

      Pardon my French ha, but sometimes even the person who has the most fucked up shitty life can grow up to be a great person. So, ano naman kung sakaling hindi maganda ang pamilyang nakalakihan (kunwari seperated parents) ng ibang kandidato (kung meron man), masama ba yun? kasalanan ba yun?

      Luckily Noynoy is a part of a well-respected family (AQUINO only, pwe-pwe-pwe sa kamag-anak inc. ng Cojuangco) but it doesn’t give him the right to market himself and overkill his parent’s legacy in his campaigns. Puppet Noy ng LP. tsk. sayang ang reputation ng parents niya sa ginagawa niya. Naki-alayado sa mga TRAPO TO PROMOTE NEW POLITICS? new politics MY ASS.

    • Anthony

      este iho, napansin mo ba na wala kang nabanggit na personal worth ni Noynoy? lahat ay dahil sa mga magulang nya!!!!!

    • Romeo

      Who is insecure? A man who has many accomplishments as a businessman, congressman and senator and has helped many Filipinos compared to a man who is the son of martyr/hero and former president, 3 term congressman, senator?
      Are you sure that Noynoy knows what is right from wrong?
      Why is he always angry?
      Why does he engage in personal attacks and not platform of government?
      Why he always change his stand on various national issues?
      Why wait for 2014 to give the land to the Hacienda Luisita farmers?
      Why did his cousin Fernando told the NY Times that their family had no intention of distributing the land to Hacienda Luisita farmers?
      Why did he vote not to air the Hello Garci tapes?
      Why he calls himself fiscalizer?
      Why did he support PGMA before?
      Why his relatives are holding key positions in the government?
      Why his partymates are former PGMA allies and supporters?
      Why can’t he guide Kris to the right path?
      Why he is not married at 50 years old?
      Why Noynoy, not Mar for president?
      Why does ABS-CBN actively campaign for Noynoy?
      Why he has not divulge the identities of campaign contributors?
      Why oh why?

  25. chooseapresidentandjustshutupaboutit

    How hard is it to just pick a president you want to vote and shut up about it? By what you are doing, do you think your time and effort in making all these revelations about Noynoy worth it? Eh kung gamitin niyo na lang sa ibang mas may katuturang bagay yung oras niyo kesa manira ng tao. I’m not saying that it’s wrong to give the “victims” the attention and right to speak for themselves, but let’s leave it at that. Wag na tayong makihalo pa. Hindi ba’t dapat tayo pa ang nangunguna sa pag promote ng peaceful election?
    Ang hirap sa ating mga Pilipino, kapag sa mahirap galing ang presidential candidate, they have a fear na mangungurakot, kapag mayaman naman, takot sila dahil may connections at powerful to begin with. Well what the hell do we really want?! Lagi na lang may nasasabi, laging may napupuna. O sige, wala namang perpektong tao sa mundo pero kung iniisip natin na kung gusto talaga natin ng pagbabago sa bansa, hindi ba’t dapat itong magsimula sa ating mga sarili????? And we can change by starting to shut up when we don’t have anything better to say. Kung hindi na kailangan magsalita at patamaan ang isang tao, ‘wag nang gawin.

    • Romeo

      Our constitution gave us the right to speak our concerns. Choosing a President for our nation will affect us for the next 6 years and beyond. I believe it is my duty as a Filipino to be involved. “He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.” (Martin Luther King, Jr)

  26. malaya

    MAMA at PAPA nalang ba ang batayan? oh, god!

    • thinker-belle

      @malaya
      True. Wala na ba talagang ibang ipagmamalaki si Noynoy kundi ang mga magulang niya? Tsktsktsk. Poor kid, never to be known for his own – always hidden in the shadows of his parents.

      WAKE UP PEOPLE! Noynoy is NOT and WILL NEVER BE what Ninoy and Cory were.

      I just don’t understand why their upbringing/family are always the basis of Noynoy supporters. Kung magandang pamilya ang pinagmulan na lang ang laging kinakatuwiran, how do you justify Kris Aquino then?

      To think that she’s the most exposed among the siblings; it is expected that she acts most consciously among them. Pero ano? Siya pa yung pinaka-tactless at kahiya-hiya =| Nagtataka pa siya bakit lagi na lang siya ang tinitira para siraan (daw) si Noynoy? DUH. Kasi walang ibang bukambibig ang mga fans niyo kundi ang so-called upbringing niyo.

  27. lev

    keep writing🙂

  28. bong

    ibasura si noynoy at mar roxas sa kangkungan where they belong

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