Noy is God.
Noy is all-knowing.
Everything that happens in this reality happens because Noy wills it.
If you believe the news on ABS-CBN, that is.
Was watching the ABS-CBN news last night (sometimes I wonder why I inflict that torture upon myself) and it seemed to me that most news items was either about Noynoy Aquino or about what other people did in the context of what Noy said.
You following? Good, because I’m getting dizzy.
How does it work?
Of course, the news team or editors ostensibly sit down and take stock of what material they have. Then they’d rank the news items for importance, presumably edit, and queue as expected.
That was before.
In these freaky days, I imagine this news team sit down and take stock of material and think:
“Do we have enough material on Noy?”
“Do we have enough negative stuff on the rest?”
“If we don’t have enough stuff on Noy, what stories can we link to him?”
“What else can we dig up?”
“Where else can we send Ces Orena-Drilon where she won’t be kidnapped? Yeah, keep her on the trail of Noy. Make her do remote stand-ups wherever Noynoy is! I mean, she’s a Drilon anyway. She’s as yellow as we are – maybe even more yellow!”
Yeah. That’s probably how it DOES happen. Paging Gabby Lopez.