To those of you who will be voting for Noynoy Aquino, this is for you. Remember, you shall reap what you sow. While the rest of us thinking people will wear shirts proclaiming “DON’T BLAME ME! I DIDN’T VOTE FOR NOYNOY!” you will be taken to task for the travesty of a Noynoy win.
What EXACTLY is going to happen? Well, it doesn’t take a genius to figure this one out.
10. There will be more summary killings/executions.
Noynoy and the LP mafia have made it clear that they are pikon and will not tolerate dissenters. Remember the Hacienda Luisita massacre — or even the Mendiola massacre?
9. Happy days are here again for Kamag-anak Inc. and the Ngoyngoyistas.
Expect Peping Cojuangco, Tingting Cojuangco, Paul Aquino, Lupita Kashiwara, and other unsavory characters ALREADY in power in the GMA administration to have cushy posts and high-paying (high-commission) jobs. Same with Butch Abad, Franklin Drilon, and everyone else who made this unlikely presidency happen.
They will corner every lucrative deal and raid the already savaged public coffers — just like when Noynoy established a security agency called BSA (Best Security Agency, but eerily follows his own initials) when his mom was made president. He got tons of moolah from arranged deals for government agencies before he supposedly divested. Divest my ass, Noy.
This I tell you, Noy: KUNG WALANG CORRUPT, WALANG MAHIRAP!
8. Hacienda Luisita land will NEVER be redistributed to its rightful farmer-tenants.
Fernando Cojuangco, cousin of Noynoy and Hacienda Luisita COO, told no less than the New York Times that contrary to the pronouncements of Noynoy of land distribution: “No, we’re not going to. I think it would be irresponsible because I feel that continuing what we have here is the way to go.”
That means continued poverty, injustice, and massive exploitation.
7. The Kritch will own local showbiz.
Actually, this is a belated statement.
Kris Aquino already does. At least that’s what she thinks, according to the RAMA sometime back, before Ruffa’s mom recanted her sentiment — no doubt due to pressure from powerful people.
Still, we appreciate that the RAMA’s lack of tact that resulted in a shining moment of truth.
6. Malacanang will move to Mandaluyong.
Yup, I heard of this one before, and I shudder to think that Noynoy’s office will be at the National Mental Hospital.
Remember, Noynoy said he couldn’t quit smoking because of the stress of the campaign. Imagine how the stress will multiply if he wins. What then will he do? Drugs? I don’t discount a meltdown — and neither should you.
Heard he already had one during his sorties.
Mar Roxas must be wishing (and Korina saying novena too) for this every night. Now that VP post is starting to look mighty fine.
5. We’ll be the laughingstock of the international community.
I imagine it would be painfully embarrassing to be on the opening spiel of every American late night talk show, but that would pale in comparison to losing the respect of the international community of leaders because we chose a leader that is spotty at best — with bad posture, mouth agape, drooling (ew), and cannot at all be coherent without the benefit of a prepared speech.
What’s worse is that he panders to exactly what makes him a frontrunner — his popularity. He will say yes to every proposal put in front of him if it puts him in the good graces of, say, Barack Obama.
But can he justify such agreements? Are said agreements really to our advantage? Heck, who cares? As long as Butch Abad says so, Noynoy will echo like the parrot he is. So much for catching up with our neighbors.
4. Public service will be redefined as PADRINO SERVICE.
Goodbye to meritocracy, hello to PALAKASAN.
It will not be as we are taught in school that if we work hard we shall succeed. Noynoy teaches us: IF YOU DON’T HAVE A LEGACY LAST NAME, FORGET IT. ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU HAVE FAMOUS PARENTS OR A FAMOUS LAST NAME, GO LANG NANG GO! KAHIT TAMAD KA, SISIKAT KA, BOY! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!
Promotions will be on the basis of this. I expect a lot of you civil servants to be passed over. Kasalanan ng dilaw yan.
Skill, experience, and a track record will no longer be the basis for moving up in society.
3. Expect power blackouts.
You think Noy can solve our energy crisis? You must be kidding. The guy is clueless. That’s the problem with waging a negative campaign: the only thing you’re adept at is mudslinging the enemy. As for expertise on issues, ah, well, next question, please.
2. Escalating problem of insurgency.
If there’s anything that can be gleaned from the way LP and Noynoy Aquino handle themselves, it’s that they are never in want of warmongering words and actions.
Someone told me that a Noynoy presidency will bring us to the brink of civil war because he is extremely judgmental and opinionated — a divisive person who even more vindictive than his late mom (God bless her soul).
The people in his midst are either recycled Cory politicians, Kamag-anak Inc. stalwarts, token leftists (like sosi Risa Hontiveros-Baraquel), and balimbings like Ralph Recto or Joey Salceda.
And that is a reason why real, principled progressive types like Satur Ocampo will never align themselves with Noynoy. The yellows are anti-labor, anti-poor, and plain and simple landgrabbers and oligarchs.
Abso-f**ckinglutely nothing. All hail the king of mediocrity and inaction. All hail the Ragnarok champion! All hail the eternal bachelor!
God have mercy on us all.