On Tuesday 27th April 2010, @itsmekrisaquino (ALIAS THE KRITCH) said:
Noy was hoping to get the new Iphone 3G 32gig. Ako blackberry kasi. Not enough pa his Globe points- I had enough kasi all my assistants & yayas naka plan but I pay for all- so today Noy gets his new phone. Di ba so nakakatuwa how simple our future president is? That’s y mom always said, Kris-mag politics ka pag simple ka na.
HOLY CRAP! Let’s do a countdown on this mind-boggling Tweet that left me speechless and nauseated.
Top 5 mind-numbing boasts about Kris’s Tweet
5. Kris boasts about her Blackberry. Oh, grow up, Kritch.
4. Kris boasts that all her assistants and YAYAs have post-paid cell phones — and Kris PAYS FOR ALL.
3. Kris boasts about her sh*tload of Globe points.
2. Kris boasts about how simple her brother is. Simple is my ass.
And the number one boasts.
1. NOYNOY IS OUR FUTURE PRESIDENT. If that happens, may a black hole suck us all up because the Philippines will be renamed the Republic of Cojuangco.