Oh, how I’d love to see the Pacman give Noynoy the one-two.
The next scene of this cool pic making the rounds on FB might be Kris Aquino sticking a knife into the side of the “Pambansang Kamao.” Remember, Kris has said that Noynoy — unlike Pacquiao — has been undefeated.
Again, what does that say, actually? Well, I think that character is built by bouncing up from defeat. But being undefeated in the elections is crap if you don’t have any achievement or actions to show for it.
Nanalo nga sa eleksyon, natalo naman mamamayan kasi lugi tayo sa katamaran at katangahan ni Noynoy.
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Saw Gus Lagman of transparentelections.org, along with another guest and Comelec’s James Jimenez on the phone. on the early morning ANC program “Headstart” with Karen Davila.
The studio guests were livid over the Comelec’s refusal of 100 percent manual contingency (opting, instead, for 30 percent). Gus Lagman went on to lambast Smartmatic-TIM.
I paraphrase thus: “Why do we trust Smartmatic to do as it says? Has there been anything in the past that says it will not make a mistake?”
That got my attention; I had to smile. Substitute “Noynoy Aquino” for “Smartmatic.” Retain the “it” if you want. Same banana. Hahahaha!
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4,000,000 NOYNOY BALLER BANDS FROM MALACANANG
From the web: Two weeks ago, Malacanang ordered four million pieces of yellow baller bands that were delivered to Noynoy. Sec Medy Poblador, bagman of PGMA and loyalist of Cory; and Usec Kashiwara, protocol Officer of PGMA and auntie of Noynoy are suspected of paying P36 million for the ballers. This confirms that NOYNOY is really the candidate of PGMA.
Well, whoever chooses him, what a lousy choice this Ngoyngoy is.