Noynoy Aquino’s shorts

Oh, how I’d love to see the Pacman give Noynoy the one-two.

The next scene of this cool pic making the rounds on FB might be Kris Aquino sticking a knife into the side of the “Pambansang Kamao.” Remember, Kris has said that Noynoy — unlike Pacquiao — has been undefeated.

Again, what does that say, actually? Well, I think that character is built by bouncing up from defeat. But being undefeated in the elections is crap if you don’t have any achievement or actions to show for it.

Nanalo nga sa eleksyon, natalo naman mamamayan kasi lugi tayo sa katamaran at katangahan ni Noynoy.

Whatta family!

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MISMO!

Saw Gus Lagman of transparentelections.org, along with another guest and Comelec’s James Jimenez on the phone. on the early morning ANC program “Headstart” with Karen Davila.

The studio guests were livid over the Comelec’s refusal of 100 percent manual contingency (opting, instead, for 30 percent). Gus Lagman went on to lambast Smartmatic-TIM.

I paraphrase thus: “Why do we trust Smartmatic to do as it says? Has there been anything in the past that says it will not make a mistake?”

That got my attention; I had to smile. Substitute “Noynoy Aquino” for “Smartmatic.” Retain the “it” if you want. Same banana. Hahahaha!

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4,000,000 NOYNOY BALLER BANDS FROM MALACANANG

From the web: Two weeks ago, Malacanang ordered four million pieces of yellow baller bands that were delivered to Noynoy. Sec Medy Poblador, bagman of PGMA and loyalist of Cory; and Usec Kashiwara, protocol Officer of PGMA and auntie of Noynoy are suspected of paying P36 million for the ballers. This confirms that NOYNOY is really the candidate of PGMA.

Well, whoever chooses him, what a lousy choice this Ngoyngoy is.

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  2. michael

    Noynoy vows he will never steal when records show that at the age of 26, he had a security agency with his initials (run by his uncle-in-law, Len Oreta) and which cornered deals with government-sequestered agencies and companies.
    The Anti-Graft and Corrupt Practices Act bans relatives of people in public office from doing business directly or indirectly with government. Santa Banana, Noynoy even had the temerity to list the agency’s address as the official presidential residence on Arlegui!
    This is the candidate that vows not to steal.(by Emil Jurado, Manila Standard Today, April 13, 2010)

  3. karma chameleon

    Damn! Naiinis na talaga ako sa mentality ng ibang tao na nagpapabulag-bulagan sa katotohanan! Grrr!

    Salamat ohnoy sa lahat ng posts mo at namulat ang mga mata ko. Sarcastic man ang pamamaraan, eh totoo na man ang sinasabi mo. Your blog has been our outlet of hatred from the mindsets of other voters who refuse to RETHINK and RECONSIDER the qualities of other candidates, and also for those who likes to believe that Noynoy is the “Chosen One.”

    Pag si noynoy ang nanalo, ‘wag nyo kaming pagsisihan sa mga lumalalang problema ng ating bayan dahil HINDI KAMI bumoto sa kanya!!!

    whew!

  4. ArticleRequest

    Pacquiao: While serving as representative of Sarangani, he would like to see a university and a hospital established in his district.

    “Una kong ipapasang batas siguro ay ‘yung creating a university in my district, in my province, and also creating a provincial hospital,” he said.

    Pacquiao, the reigning World Boxing Organization (WBO) welterweight champion, also promised to remain a simple man despite being a legislator.

    “Sinabi ko sa mga kababayan ko, kelangan ‘wag tayong magpakain sa sistema. Kung p’wede nga’ng mag-sandals lang, gagawin ko. Bakit ka pa poporma? Ang importante, kung anong magawa mo,” he said.

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    Pacquiao to study in UP before Congress opens ABS-CBN – Friday, May 21Send IM Story Print

    Pacquiao to study in UP before Congress opens
    Manny Pacquiao posing with several legislators during his visit to the House of Representatives in 2008.

    MANILA, Philippines – Newly-elected congressman of Sarangani province Manny Pacquiao seems bent on becoming successful in performing his legislative duties in a way that is no different from how he has won his championship bouts – by preparing hard.

    In an interview with ABS-CBN News, Pacquiao disclosed that he will enroll in a 1-week crash course in the University of the Philippines to learn the protocols in Congress.

    “Yes magi-study ako ng isang linggo para pag-aralan ang protocol sa Kongreso… Papasok ako sa UP College of Public Administration and Governance para magkaroon tayo ng kaalaman sa Congress,” said the congressman-elect.

    The Filipino boxing icon also said that he will continue his course in business management before taking up law.

    While serving as representative of Sarangani, he would like to see a university and a hospital established in his district.

    “Una kong ipapasang batas siguro ay ‘yung creating a university in my district, in my province, and also creating a provincial hospital,” he said.

    Pacquiao, the reigning World Boxing Organization (WBO) welterweight champion, also promised to remain a simple man despite being a legislator.

    “Sinabi ko sa mga kababayan ko, kelangan ‘wag tayong magpakain sa sistema. Kung p’wede nga’ng mag-sandals lang, gagawin ko. Bakit ka pa poporma? Ang importante, kung anong magawa mo,” he said.

    This early, though, Pacquiao appears to have already learned some political skills.

    Despite having allied his local party to the Nacionalista Party of Sen. Manny Villar, he paid a courtesy call to leading presidential candidate Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III, in his home in Quezon City on Tuesday night.

    Manny Pacquiao testing a seat in the House of Representatives in 2008.

    Pacquiao expressed support for the incoming administration. He clarified, however, that he is not moving to the Liberal Party.

    “Para sa akin, hindi importante kung anong partido, ang importante makadala ako ng mga project. Siyempre si Noynoy ang nanalo, dapat sinusuportahan ang administrasyon, kasi pag ‘di tayo susuporta ‘di tayo uunlad,” he said.

    He has already talked with Villar, consoling the senator for his loss in the presidential race.

    “Nakausap ko siya ilang araw na ang lumipas… siyempre grabe ang effort niya sa pangangampanya. Ganun talaga, ‘di naman sa lahat ng pagkakataon may nananalo. May natatalo… bilog ang mundo,” said Pacquiao.

    During the campaign, a television advertisement for Villar even featured Pacquiao alluding to Aquino’s lackluster record as 3-term congressman and senator.

    This caused some friction in his friendship with Noynoy’s sister, actress and television host Kris Aquino.

    But Kris announced Tuesday night that she had made up with the pound-for-pound king. — From a report of Dyan Castillejo, ABS-CBN News

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    Manny Pacquiao wants to put up a university and provincial hospital. Has Noynoy even bothered to do this in Tarlac? Tama naman ang sinabi ni Manny on Noynoy: “Laban ng laban pero wala namang nagawa”

    Pacquiao: “Ang importante, kung anong magawa mo,”

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