Video: The amazing upright sleeping sloth!

I wish I made this video.

I’m sitting here — finding it hard to type because I keep giggling!

Noynoy needs an upgrade — he keeps shutting down! Maybe his UPS is on the blink.

Can you also imagine when he attends international conferences or meetings? People wouldn’t know what the f$%k he’s talking about?

For example:

AMERICAN SENATOR: So, Mr. Aquino, what is your stand on climate change?

NGOYNGOY: Uasgrrhtrrrhebleck.

AMERICAN SENATOR: Pardon?

NGOYNGOY: Uadlergahsgllp Pulse Asia spoosdeerutggghdfujk.

AMERICAN SENATOR: Right. I see where you’re coming from.

NGOYNGOY: (Sleeps while standing up.) Zzzzzz.

AMERICAN SENATOR: (To colleague) Amazing talent this guy has. He can be president!

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21 responses to “Video: The amazing upright sleeping sloth!

  1. marie

    WOW!!!!! Really love the video. It really looks like he’s asleep standing up. OR is he really asleep standing up????

  2. ting

    What did he say? Maybe you have to be a psychology to understand it?

  3. lolz

    I bet he’d be drooling while getting a interview LOL

  4. ivy

    lord almighty, i didn’t understand a damn thing he said!! ganun ba talaga sya lagi magsalita? un-f*cking-believable!!

  5. mulatpinoy

    ano ba yan?! martian language ba yun?! wala kasing maintindihan…siguro wala syang maisagot sa tinatanong, pano naman,wala kasi yun sa script ni boy abunda kaya nag-adlib na lang para may masabi sya hahaha…

    ang galing nyang matulog ng upright ha, praktisado…siguro napuyat sya maglaro ng video games nya, wawa naman…bayaan mo pag naging presidente ka, gigisingin ka naman lagi ng PSG lalo na pag naglalaway ka na…kaya Pilipinas, eto na ba ang dakilang abnoy na gusto nyong maging presidente? eto ba ang may hero DNA daw sa genes nya gaya ng sabi ng isang biased writer sa Philippine Star, laging tulog kaya walang naipasang batas at di marunong sumagot sa mga importanteng interviews, naku maghanda na tayo sa Apocalypse sa Pinas pag nanalo ang taong to…

  6. noypikon

    ang kapal naman magsabi ng kung walang korupt walang mahirap, eh pano kaya aalisin ang korupt kung puro tulog naman ginagawa ng taong to. Baka lalong magdiwang ang buwaya nyan mas malaya pa lalo ang korapsyon kasi mahimbing ang tulog ang boss nila hahahaha!

  7. A concerned student

    This blog is the reason why we’re becoming a backward nation. I understand perfectly well that Noynoy has many unresolved issues and those need to be addressed, but do you really have to bring about his posture, his family and how his supporters are delusional into believing him? That is irrelevant to the issue of what kind of presidency we need after GMA. Bashing Noynoy on these standards and creating web art that shows these insults only shows you still lack maturity into discerning what issues need to be addressed and resolved. If you dont want people to vote for Noynoy, why dont you focus all your energy to campaigning for your candidate? If you dont think Noy is qualified then you must have your own standard on who should run this country. Please concentrate on that. The Philippines does not need your negativity at this sensitive time. You are only wasting space and time by existing only to spread hatred. We all wanted a clean and fruitful elections on Monday; please do your part in achieving this.

    DEAR CONCERNED STUDENT: HE WHO IS WITHOUT GUILT CAST THE FIRST STONE. OH, WAIT, NOYNOY DID THAT ALREADY WITH HIS CAMPAIGN OF HATE AND NEGATIVITY. WHEN WE FOCUS ON PARTICULAR CANDIDATES OTHER THAN NOY, WE DO THE NATION A DISSERVICE BY NOT REFUTING NOYNOY’S WEB OF LIES THAT HE SELLS WRAPPED IN PRETTY YELLOW RIBBONS. I CONCENTRATE ON NOY BECAUSE WE MUST NOT LET HIM DUPE PEOPLE INTO BEING UNWITTING CONSUMERS OF HIS YELLOW CRAP. MATURITY IS BEING ABLE TO STAND UP AGAINST WHAT YOU THINK IS PATENTLY WRONG. — O.N.

    • marie

      Dear Concerned Student. Please remember — That the First Impression is Very, Very Important. It is but human nature to judge a person on how he/she looks first then on what he/she says. When you go to a school/job interview or even a party you make sure that you are at your best….Just think, if he gets elected as President what will other nations think when they see him — slouching, mouth open, untidy clothes, dangling cigarette in his hand…. As a President he will be the representative of not only the Philippines but also the Filipino people….

    • bong

      d ako perfect pero meron akong karapatan husgahan sya dahil tatakbo syang presidente. honestly walang siyang alam simpleng tanong walang maisagot.

  8. mulatpinoy

    @ a concerned student…your candidate, abnoy should also do the same, you know stick to his issues and platforms than maligning other people’s reputation and using it in his propaganda…this blog has been a venue for people who are sick of all the lies this guy’s handlers are propagating…maybe you haven’t noticed or you’re in your own tiny yellow world but the media is obviously biased where hard questions like abnoy’s mental capacity, abnoy’s own corrupt practices (his security agency during his mom’s time) and his embarassing performance in the senate are not being asked…oh, what about the credibility of the survey firms owned by his relatives where results are obviously tweaked to his own advantage…

    and you’ve mentioned that there are unresolved issues about Abnoy yourself but do you think that the biased media cares, or the Liar Party cares, or the clergy cares, they don’t!, as long as their candidate wins, so what if the Philippines has a lazy moron for a President? these people don’t care as long as he wins and they can ask favors for him when he gets elected..

    why so touchy about making fun of Abnoy when he’s obviously sleeping on the job and talking nonsense on national television…this blog is not about bashing his parent’s legacy, it is about him being unfit to become President because it is so glaringly obvious that Noynoy doesn’t have the competence Ninoy had and definitely, very definitely do not have the graciousness and humility Cory had..

  9. arm

    @concerned student: please look up the term “satire”- then, you might understand what Oh Noy is trying to do with his blog.

    — THANKS, ARM! THOUGH I DON’T THINK CONCERNED STUDENT HAS A DICTIONARY OR THESAURUS.🙂 HE HAS BEEN NGOYIFIED!– O.N.

  10. Nel M

    My God save our beloved country!

  11. jun2

    mag sasagawa daw ng people power pag natalo xa,WTF!mga sira ulo lang gumagawa nun,like him abnoy,that was crazy3x,,,,LOL,noy2 wala ka naman nagawa dyan sa senado,boy tulog,mama’s at papa
    s boy pa

  12. A concerned student

    @O.N. When I said focus on other candidates, I did not mean make a blog similar to this. What I meant was FOCUS on YOUR CANDIDATE’S platforms and good points. And yes you can refute Noy all you want but dont make fun of his family, his posture, his supporters, etc. FOCUS on the NATIONAL ISSUES and not on negative campaigning. This kind of attitude is senseless and downright superficial. When I said you lack maturity, I meant that you should have known better than to bash another person based on these standards. There are different ways of spreading issues regarding Noy that needs to addressed. If you really want to make a SERVICE to the Filipino people, then why dont you show them who’s the greatest candidate in this election.

    @marie What’s happening here is you’re already making an assumption that he’s ALWAYS falling asleep and in bad posture. And all of these is just based on a few pictures that caught him in an awkward position. I’m sure you’ve had your own moments where you’ve been shot by a friend in this way. And if you’ve been listening carefully to the news, a bullet in his neck has been the cause of this “bad” posture.

    @mulatpinoy The very fact that this blog is bashing Noynoy Aquino’s name is at the same time bashing his parents. Remember: He is their son. He is carrying the family name. Please RESPECT the very fact that he’s another human person just like you. That’s all I’ve been saying in my comment. YOU GUYS DO NOT HAVE RESPECT. If you want the public to know about the lies and issues Noynoy has, you dont have to make it too personal by attacking his supporters (by saying they’re bobo. I mean… just because another person likes another candidate doesnt mean he/she is stupid, he/she just prefers another person. Different strokes for different folks), or his family (“kamukha ni Josh kasi parehong abnoy”? Grabe di na kayo naawa dun sa bata) etc. I like how your comment said about his looming issues but I do not particularly agree that media is biased. The media is indifferent, as long as there is something to report on, they will feed into it. Your aforementioned issues are being thrown to Noynoy now. You have too much anger in our government (I do too, who wouldnt get angry at what GMA did right?) but please use sublimation and do something productive by campaigning for YOUR candidate and not bashing the other candidate.

    @arm Yes I do know what satire means. But this blog is not being funny, it’s already being MEAN. And wow I can actually feel the sarcasm in this blog… people have been so direct with their hatred against Noy; how could I miss that?

    And if satire is the purported goal of this blog, it’s not doing its job well since I cannot find any wit in any of the entries. And I dont think the people behind this wants to have improvement.

    Oh and O.N., yes I do have a dictionary. No need to act all superior on this. :)) I suggest to go buy yourself one and look for the word MANNERS. Para naman malaman mo.🙂

    PEOPLE, THE GIST OF MY COMMENT IS TO CAMPAIGN WISELY. FOCUS ON YOUR CANDIDATE. EFFORT IS JUST WASTED BY FOCUSING ON THE FAULTS OF THE OTHER CANDIDATES. FOCUS ON THE NATIONAL ISSUES. DONT BE SO JUDGMENTAL. THAT’S ALL I’M SAYING. WE’RE EDUCATED, WE KNOW BETTER THAN TO LAMBAST ANOTHER PERSON. WE ALL WANT CLEAN ELECTIONS; PLEASE LET’S DO OUR PART.

    Grin.🙂

    CONCERNED STUDENT: LOOK AT THE ABNORMAL CANDIDATE YOU’RE SUPPORTING AND TELL US IF HE HAS MANNERS, IF HE HAS THE QUALITIES OF A PRESIDENT, IF HE HAS CLASS, IF HE HAS INHERITED THE QUALITIES OF HIS PARENTS. STOP DELUDING YOURSELF. REMEMBER AND ACCEPT THAT WE WON’T EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT NOYNOY AS PRESIDENT IF CORY DIDN’T DIE. EVEN HIS OWN PARTYMATES DIDN’T CONSIDER HIM OF PRESIDENTIAL TIMBER. NOW, YOU’RE BLINDLY GROPING ABOUT IN THE DARK LOOKING AND IMAGINING QUALITIES IN HIM THAT HAVE NOT BEEN THERE ALL ALONG.

    RESPECT? YOU DON’T EVEN RESPECT THE VIEWS OF THE PEOPLE WITHIN THIS BLOG. TELL YOU WHAT: GO BACK TO YOUR LALA LAND WHERE NOYNOY IS THE BEST GUY AROUND, GIVE YOURSELVES A PAT IN THE BACK, AND DROOL ALL OVER EACH OTHER. YOUR SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS SMACKS OF NOYNOY’S OWN.

    WE DESERVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT NOYNOY AS HE IS RUNNING FOR THE HIGHEST POST AND OUR FUTURE IS AT STAKE. SO DON’T BE A MORON. YES, YOU’RE BEING A MORON. LOOK IT UP, TOO. — O.N.

    • marie

      @concerned student. I am assumming you are really upset with what you have been reading in this blog. In my first reply I was giving him the benefit of doubt “LOOKS like he’s REALLY asleep standing up OR is he really asleep standing up??? You were the one who jumped to the conclusion that I assumed that ” he was ALWAYS falling asleep”. Secondly, I was awfully intrigued by YOUR statement regarding the “bullet in his neck in the reason for his bad posture”. I googled — Causes of bad posture – PER mortonsfoot.com “Bad posture can often be blamed on your feet. Other site says athletic training, work, clothes you wear, sleeping habits can cause bad posture etc. but never a bullet in the neck. Mind you I googled that too and there were several articles about people with bullet’s in their neck and it never bothered them. A WWII veteran found out he had a bullet in hus neck when he was 60 years’ old…. MY POINT MR. CONCERNED STUDENT — BEFORE YOU DO/SAY ANYTHING DO YOUR RESEARCH. DO NOT BLINDLY FOLLOW/BELIEVE WHAT EVERYONE SAYS/DOES. BE AN INTELLIGENT FOLLOWER. DO NOT BE A BLIND ONE.

    • bernardo carpio

      @concerned student

      noynoy was the one who started bashing the other candidates and ‘exploiting’ the issues hurled against them rather than talk about his qualifications, his track record, and how to make his plans happen:

      –may dalawang daan, ang baluktot na daan… at ang matuwid na daan.

      now this is clearly anti villar, and noynoy is using no less than mass media to bash his strongest rival. please tell me which part of this ad is talking about his qualifications, his track record, or how he could possibly end corruption? he said he would. he didn’t say how.

      the term villaroyo came from noynoy’s camp and it came out way before his mental health issue was brought up. anti villar of course, definitely part of the campaign strategy, and a fine piece of work from his black propaganda machine. and again please tell me, which part of this is talking about noynoy’s qualifications, his track record, or how he could possibly end corruption which is his battle cry?

      as one blogger here said, you point a finger at others but the other four are pointing at you.

      noynoy and the LP found fault in other candidates, particularly villar, and exploited them. it wasn’t fair, but definitely very, very wise.

  13. thinker-belle

    “Purity of mind and idleness are incompatible”
    – Mahatma Gandhi

    If Noy really had good intentions for the country, his track record wouldn’t be one big EPIC FAIL.

  14. arm

    @concerned student: Honey, satires are not meant to be funny. In fact, at the heart of satire is sarcasm- your word to describe the blog. So, great! You pretty much have some comprehension of what’s in it. The problem is, you don’t like what is being said. Now, those are two different things altogether.

    • Mr.________

      Concerned student is a typical Noynoy supporter- full of double standards when approaching this campaign.

      When Villar is being put down because of his money or when some Noy supporter says He doesn’t want a “Dick” to be president- it’s propagation of the truth. But if Noynoy is being made fun of because of his posture and because of his infinetely baseless platform backed-up by his “unaccomplishements” it’s black propaganda.
      How convenient!

      When Noynoy supporters call Villar- Villaroyo- they say they are campaigning with National issues at hand(really? Villaroyo a National Issue?- Ithought it was name calling) but if we point out their Hacienda Luisita facts they say stick to the issues(Oh, agrarian reform with Hacienda Luisita as a primary example is not a National Issue).
      How Convenient for them!

      In their minds they can call Villar Villaroyo, Gibo- Bigo, Erap, Herap and Dick- well “Dick” but we can’t call their candidates names too even though we have basis for that name calling! (Retard, ABnoy, Ngoyngoy Noy- a boy-)

      The Noy camp calls for campaigning wisely- wehat a huge irony- how can you campagin wisely if your candidate isn’t even wise- if your candidate is stupid as sh*t?

      In the Noy blog they can put down Villar all day but if we gvoters make something like OhNoy, then we are evil- mga bayaran- pero sila hindi.

  15. Mr.________

    Oh and P.S .”Concerned” student- this blog is funny. Only ABnoys would not think of this blog as evil- ABnoys like you.

    When arguing with idiots, you become an idiot yourself- so all points aside, let’s not bother our lives with this “concerned” student.

    But O.N., don’t block his comments- if you would, it would be like bowing to another double standard in the Retard’s campaign- “We can comment in every anti-Noy blog or site we want but if you comment in our site, we’ll be sure to tuck it away and let no one in the web see your comment-because your comment is true.”

  16. everybody is entitled to his or her own opinion kaya nga yan ang beauty ng democracy. and this is not a form abuse. why weren’t the noynoy supporters like this na nang-a-accuse of abuse sa anti-Noynoy noong time ni GMA? noon haters of GMA even made her image into a party clown. and the comments sa Facebook was “nagkakatuwaan lang.” And this video is not the same. it is actually an evidence of being lax at work as a senator.

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