Peping starts talking smack; Mar should smack him back

The face that can sink a thousand ships.

Some people are downright unbelievable. They can think they can get away with thinly-veiled lies.

While we knew all along that he ditched Mar Roxas in favor of Apu, er, Jejomar Binay, former Tarlac Congressman and present presidential tiyuhin Peping Cojuangco said he “regrets” having supported Mar in the last elections.

In an exclusive interview with (where else?) ABS-CBN the Pepinggerer said he had enough of criticisms against P-Ngoy and his opportunistic family.

“Masama ang loob ko dahil imbes na gumawa sila ng tama, na magtulong-tulong ang lahat para makita ang problema ng ating mga kababayan na mahihirap, huwag na silang maghangad na maisolo ang administrasyon,” said Peping.

Cojuangco also insisted he supported Roxas amid rumors that he secretly backed Binay’s campaign.

Binay and the Cojuangco-Aquino families have long been political allies.

Binay was one of the human rights lawyers of MABINI. He helped in the 1986 people power uprising which installed Mrs. Cory Aquino to the presidency.

After the fall of the Marcos government in February 1986, Aquino appointed Binay officer-in-charge of Makati, and the Binay family has never lost control of the city since.

“I never, never campaigned for Binay. That’s very clear,” said the former Tarlac representative. “Pero itong nariring ko ngayon, baka mali ako. Maybe I should have supported Jojo (Binay).”

Cojuangco hopes that despite the criticisms against him, Aquino will listen to his advice, and that other people who helped in the campaign, will be given the chance to serve in his administration.

ABS-CBN tried to get the reaction of Roxas over Cojuangco’s statements, but Roxas declined to give a comment as of posting time.

Roxas lost a closely-fought vice-presidential race to Binay by around 720,000 votes. He intends to file an electoral protest.

So, now the tables are turned. It is Peping who takes issue against the very man they abandoned. Mar, gising!

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Noy: "MMDA or DAR?" Binay: "DNB -- DI NA BALE! Abnoy ka talaga, Noy!"

No thanks, Homer! The drama of a Noynoy presidency has begun in earnest before the asswipe takes his oath.

Reports GMANews.TV: The two (Homer and Apu) had a nearly two-hour meeting Wednesday in Aquino’s residence on Times Street, Quezon City, wherein Binay “reiterated… his decision to decline any Cabinet position so as not to burden the President and allow him to focus on the many challenges facing the nation,” Joey Salgado, Binay’s media affairs officer, said in a text message.

Translation: “Since Noy doesn’t want me for the position that I want (DILG), then he can go to hell. Good luck on your presidency, loser!”

The Tribune meanwhile reported that P-Ngoy was offering nothing more than the MMDA head honcho post to V-Nay. That is, of course, a slap on Binay’s face.

After Jejomar declined that offer, the Department of Agrarian Reform was offered him. Crap!

Binay should have offered to wipe P-Noy’s drool, instead.

The Tribune also reports that the P-Noy sisters, particularly Ballsy and Pinky, meddle in P-Noy’s selection process for his Cabinet.

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James doesn’t do laundry in public: MANILA, Philippines – Professional basketball player James Yap has spoken about the reported serious rift between him and wife Kris Aquino.

“Sa totoo lang, pag dating sa personal na buhay ko, hindi ako nagsasalita. Kapag mga ganoon, akin na lang,” Yap told ABS-CBN News.

Translation: “Hindi ako KSP tulad ng misis ko.”

During the awarding ceremonies of People Asia’s “Men Who Matter” on Tuesday, the star player of B-Meg Derby Ace (formerly Purefoods) was surprised when told that Boy Abunda had confirmed their marital woes.

Yap said he was not aware of Abunda’s disclosure because he had been practicing the whole day on Tuesday.

“Wala akong alam dahil nag-practice ako kaninang [Tuesday] morning kasi may game ako,” he said.

Translation: “Oo, mas malapit si Kris kaysa sa kin. Kung di bakla si Boy e baka sila na.”

On Tuesday, Abunda confirmed that the high-profile couple was going through a tough time again, and that their latest marital problem could be the most serious incident.

It was on June 16 when Kris first admitted through her Twitter page that she and Yap had a “big misunderstanding.”

Stress and long hours spent during the campaign period took a toll on their relationship, said Kris, the lead star of ABS-CBN primetime soap opera “Kung Tayo’y Magkakalayo.”

Six days after her tweet, which spawned numerous speculations, the couple had not yet solved their marital problems.

On “SNN: Showbiz News Ngayon,” Abunda also confirmed that Aquino, his close friend, moved out of their home.

Like Aquino, Yap said his priority right now is their children, Josh and Baby James.

Meanwhile, Yap’s parents also reacted to the latest controversy. They said it was only normal for husband and wife to occasionally quarrel. -Report from Gretchen Fullido, ABS-CBN News

How long is this latest spat supposed to last? Well, expect them to patch up before June 30, said my friend – at least artificially. They have to show a brave, united front for the inauguration of P-Ngoy, of course.

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The return of Manny V? The highly politicized and fractured LP cast of goons in the Senate are opening the doors to the comeback Manny Villar to the Senate presidency.

The LP has been divided in its support of two Senate president wannabes in Kiko (Tita Shawie) Pangilinan and Frank (sumo wrestler) Drilon — something that augers well for Mr. Sipag at Tiyaga.

Sen. Villar should prove to be a rock of sanity and competence in the sea of shit that is the Senate. Imagine if the LP controls that, too. A friendly Senate will assure that our inept president-elect (or, more correctly, KRIS) will have his way.


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9 responses to “Peping starts talking smack; Mar should smack him back

  1. elisandrox

    Could this “marital problem” be a ploy to divert our attention away from Kris’ intervention in the Senate – yung pagtatawag nya sa mga senador para suportahan si Kiko? baka tactic lang yan para iba ang mapagausapan.

    KRIS IS ALWAYS STARVING FOR ATTENTION FROM EVERYONE, BUT YOU HAVE A POINT. — O.N.

    • elisandrox

      kasi, i saw james being interviewed on tv, at parang wala man lang worry ang mukha nya, talagang maaliwalas. boy abunda is a publicist, and he and this kritch can do a spin to divert the people from kris’ meddling in the senate.

    • ALJID

      Kris is an incorrigible whore and an evil slut…

    • Jan

      Yup I do remember allegations that the Kris-Ruffa “misunderstanding” has been concocted to divert our attention from Abngoy’s statement that he will not respect the SC should Corona be appointed. Some said “treason!” but I thought it was just the usual ignorant crap coming out of his mouth.

  2. arm

    Hay naku, abnoy! May saysay naman na sa DILG si Binay eh. Talagang pinipilit niyang gawing walang silbi si Binay. We all know the latter will not take this sitting down.

  3. incognita

    Have you heard? Noynoy is going to perform Lady Gaga’s “BAD ROMANCE” in full-costume at his street party on the 30th. Hahaha! Can you imagine?

    …Of course I was just kidding. But thinking of it cracks me up.

    “I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me can write a bad romance…” Bagay naman `di ba?

  4. first week pa lang marami nang blunders including the no-wang-wang directive n’ya for himself. false humility by example. he should have consulted with the city urban planners to know na ang NCR ay hindi fit for travel with an itinerary such as his (ilan ba ang presidente ng bansa? isa lang naman – siya) and he can’t afford to traverse the poor urban design of the NCR. decades have past and major roads have not widened. kaya nga nagkaroon ng flyovers kasi di kaya sa baba. and the minor roads were even minimized pa kasi nagkaroon ng exclusive subdivisions. pero ang population ng mga taga-NCR eh tumataas every year, every decade which means na public and private vehicles are also increasing by the decade. idagdag mo pa ang mga nagma-migrate from the provinces and tourists from abroad who use our NCR-based roads. tapos di n’ya gagamitin ang privilege na ‘yun to a fault given his itinerary? backwards ang thinking. counter-productive. doble pa ang magiging mortality rate n’ya at ng security aides n’ya.

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