Now it’s final (at least for today). Kris has officially split with James Yap. We’ve seen how the two put on their “we’re okay, really!” faces during the course of the campaign of kuya Noynoy (incidentally, doesn’t it bother you Kris doesn’t accord Noynoy that respect?) With the impending canonization, er, inauguration of our first special president on Wednesday, Kris has obviously seen no more use for the sperm donor.
Besides, Kris will be too busy playing first lady. She doesn’t have time for her husband – who can’t even pronounce “Josh” correctly (he says “Jos”). And if you think Shalani will play any sort of real or imagined role, the answer is a definite NO.
Shalani, as mentioned earlier here, will be eased out. Watch for the unceremonious dumping of Shalani. We heard a little birdie tweet she will be ditched in favor of Liz Uy. Of course you know her… she’s the ex of John Lloyd Cruz – who’s now gone on to a younger model named Shaina. As for Noy and Liz? Well, apparently the Aquinos think this is a better match because Liz comes from a better (read: moneyed) family. Oh well. At least Shalani got a council seat for her trouble. We heard that Liz Uy will be made an official stylist of the president-HELLect first, then their love will bloom like a blister in the sun (apologies to Violent Femmes).
Wow, to go from John Lloyd to Noynoy! Can you imagine that? Talk about low standards. Hmmm… pwede na. Sige na nga. Presidente naman e!
Don’t you just love Noynoy?
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We wait with baited breath for the unlikely and nauseatingly real swearing in of P-Ngoy on Wednesay. We’re getting the day off to witness the event – but I think the lot of us will be better off watching the slew of great films this time. Can you stomach seeing the Aquinos in their smug, we-own-the-Philippines look? That would be really nauseating – and painful to watch.
Ah, my eyes! Arrrrgh!